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Lady Mundane, if I might have a word?

You see, um, I really think that before you even take a glance at that application you shod decide where you're planning on taking me from. I'd rather you decide to take me pre-guestage, there are a lot of things that I've done that I'd like to forget about. Things were a lot simpler then, like the original Trilogy. And there wasn't so much danger then... aside from Dark Willow coming down to Mexico and flaying us alive. Oh! You could take us before that and then I wouldn't have any problems.

I'll... take that as a no, then.

Don't take me from the comics either! I don't want to see Warren like that! He was all... gross and leaking and skinless.. and not the cool kind of skinless like Skeletor, the gross kind like those zombies in the movies.

How about a compromise? Maybe you can just take me from after all the danger happens? I'd really like that and it would be way easier to do things when one doesn't have to worry about the planet ending up like Namek. Yes... I think this could work.

Oh, and by the way. I saw the cast list - please tell me that I'm not dreaming! I know you've got to do that 'permissions' thing if I go there, but it will be an honor to be living in the same world as heroes Captain James Tiberius Kirk and Son Goku. No, Milady, you don't have to worry about me 'spoilering' their lives for them! Even if I were given the opportunity to, it would make their future completely different! I just hope that this Luceti is safer than Sunnydale and we don't have as many apocalypses to worry about... and we don't end up with a series of villains that get stronger as we get stronger.

- Andrew Wells

Watching zhat new one again?

I know you are 'appy zhat zhey finally got zhat volume done--but zhat kiss is not ze only scene. Even if it was one 'ell of a kiss. It isn't fair when Mignonette doesn't even remember it where I am.

Good for you for wanting to get zhere but--What?

Non.

No matter 'ow long it will be before we attempt it. Non. I won't die zhere. I won't make 'er see me die again--even if I can come back.

Dear Mun,

Oooh! A school, just for me? I know you and your friend spent a lot of time on my AU background, but are you sure you're that steady in your muse for me? I mean, thanks to the background change, I'm a lot different from the other me you play.

I hope I don't end up hating you too, Mun, you seem like such a nice person. We wouldn't want something to happen to you, would we?

Now go kick my brother's mun out of bed, I'm bored.

-- Yuui Flowright.

Ps: nice original journal name, mun, nobody will ever suspect us now.

[Boredly plucking and dropping petal after petal from a sunflower he holds.]

Well, Comrade Mun... Or mundane is it? Hm, да, I believe that is the appropriate title now, seeing as you haven't played me in... How many weeks now? And, нет, those little drabbles with Comrade Jones don't count. Though I am flattered you enjoyed my singing, I would much rather you use your-- How should I say..."fangirling?" --to get me out of your head-space instead of adding another one of my outfits to that list we both know you'll never accomplish. This would be a much more frugal use of your time, I think, than occupying your time with that pathetic excuse for an Englishman you dote on so. You've become quite obsessive over that characterization, haven't you...?

Also, I understand you are having trouble with having me... How did you put it? "Come on" to people? [There's a slight laugh here.] You are looking at this all wrong, mundane. Everyone will be one with me eventually, so this is not something you have to worry about. Simply encourage the inevitable, and everything will fall into place.

Oh, and one more thing. My patience... [He lets the last petal of the sunflower fall.] ...is not eternal.

We are clear, да~?

Is there a natural correlation between Christmas and zombies now? Because I'm starting to think there is. First you ask for Left 4 Dead 2 for Christmas, then you go out and buy my game, and following that you sit down and watch Zombieland.

I'm genuinely asking here. What is it about Christmas that apparently makes you think about zombies? Let's not even mention the House of the Dead 2 binges you go on when you visit your "wifey".

- Frank West, Photojournalist

Mundane,

Why, of all places, do you want to put me there? You know, much as well as I do, that I am simply not fitted for a crack roleplay. I am meant to rule, to assist Nyx in her glorious rebirth to this fetid world, not play around in some child's toybox somewhere.

...

No, I don't care if you think I'll fit in 'wonderfully' there. Has your opinion ever mattered? And before you say anything smart, no, it hasn't. Even if they have both Jin and Chidori there. Yes, I am aware of exactly how difficult it is to find a Jin or a Chidori. Or a Takaya, for that matter. I don't know why you even chose me as one of your ever-growing cast of muses, anyway. You were always so bitter about that October fourth business. And that's exactly what it was: business. His death was predestined anyway -- why do you care? Such a child.

That aside...of all usernames to pick. Yes, I know I look like a certain deity; believe me, I get that. Often. But was 'Revolver_Christ' really in good taste? You had 'a_fake_messiah' all typed out and everything, and yet you took the extra effort to write out this ridiculous handle. And it's almost Christmas time. Tasteless.

One last thing, because you're just so easy to complain about, mundane. You have no icons? I know you made these yourself just because you couldn't find anything better for me, but really: these are just abysmal. Of all people, I should have nice icons. You owe me that much.

Regrettably,

Takaya

Mun,

C'rizzmas? I don't --

Oh, it's a religious holiday?  You do realize I'm from the Church of the Foundation, we don't celebrate this... Christ Mas.  For that matter, I didn't think you were of that religion either.

Sometimes you're even worse than the Doctor when it comes to puns, you know.

While I'm here, it would be nice if you actually did something with me.  You even had me join that community, and I think I've been in maybe one thread since then.  For the record though, going back to that "turning me evil" plot is not what I mean.  I don't want to be evil.  Not, I suppose, that you'd care.


Sincerely,
C'rizz

Is this icon really needed? You already have one for my bad ends! Just because you got the space doesn't mean you should humiliate me like this. Go make more for that creepy doc or something. He's got space to fill too.

I know I'm getting Tigg for Christmas and he and Anika together will drive Louise nuts. Thanks for that. It doesn't make up for this month, though. Nothing makes up for this month. Tch, I thought you liked me enough to be nice to me.

The dvd is out for some time.....Go buy it kid! Get some character and inspiration and some sleep while you're at it!

Mun? Is that what I'm calling you? Do you have a real name I can call you by instead? Or should I give you one?

Look, I know you're excited about 'picking me up' (whatever that means) and getting caught up on whatever my son does, but if you can't tell, I'm not quite as energetic as you. I don't WANT to go to Michigan. I like being in Miami. It's warm, for the most part. My home is here. My friends are here. My aqua aerobics class is here. Michael's here. I'll probably just get sicker in Michigan anyway.

...Wait, you say Michael and Fiona are there too? Look, if you're trying to bribe me, it isn't going to work. I've managed pretty well without Michael around before, I think I can do it again.

It'd be nice to see him again though. And Fiona. Sam too. Even if he did blow up my house.

Anyway kid, go have a nice time with your family today. It's not like going very far. Merry Christmas!

- Madeline Westen

PS: What DOES 'hbic' stand for anyway?

Are you sure about this, Mun? When was the last time we really talked anyway?

Well, if you wanna try it, I'm all for it! [ Shrugs and grins. ]

T-two games? Are you r-really sure...?

I-I'm glad I could invite C-Cube to church... h-he sounded like he really w-wanted to attend C-Christmas service. B-But... I know I said i-it would be okay, i-if I said so... but.... I don't know h-how Archbishop Maxwell w-will take it. He threw up all that b-blood when he met me.... I'm r-really not sure about this....

U-um... Why did everyone elect me to say this? Uwaaaah...

Mun-san, I'm really glad that you didn't get a concussion. You shouldn't be banging your head on tables like that, even if it was accidentally. But shouldn't you sleep? I know you still have a bad headache, and we're all really concerned for you, but it's late and, well, you just got home from the hospital and got all your stuff done, so maybe... if it isn't too much trouble... ...you could try to sleep... I'm not very good at encouraging...

Don't push yourself, okay?

Merry Christmas,
Netsukeru Megumi

PS. I'm glad you didn't forget about me. Really, it means a lot...

Are you just going to sit there and laugh at me? All right, I know you dropped the island, but why are you laughing at me? I should be laughing at you!

Jeez, you think you know someone, huh?

Man, I thought you were really gonna make a change, mun! I guess it's a good thing you got outta there before anything got worse, but I'm just saying... Oh, what are you listening to me for? You probably aren't even listening to me, are you, mun? Are you!?

Well, let's hope this app thing goes over for us, huh? A-And get that mood theme done, will ya? Sheesh!

- Asato Tsuzuki

I think you're having too much fun with the mistletoe event. The European variety is poisonous for a reason, you know.

I admit, Miss Xion is sort of cute--and she did take care of me when I had that terrible cold--but three times and two on the same day? Really? Do you have any idea how guilty I feel that I passed my cold along to her? And just because she made me tea doesn't mean she can be my Miss Asahina replacement. Can't you go find one for me?

Unfortunately, that isn't the worst of my worries. No, you just had to go and contact Koizumi's mun and suggest things. Yeah, I saw that plot post you left her. Let me tell you, that's not ever happening. I'd rather be electrocuted by the mistletoe than liplock with Koizumi. I seriously hope Koizumi's mun rejects your idea of 'How about the mistletoe doesn't let them go until their tongues touch?' Surely she has some sense at least, right?

...No, probably not. Judging from your conversations, she's as much as a fangirl as you are. I wish to submit my formal withdrawal from your headspace immediately. What? I can't do that? Dammit!

I do have to give you credit, though. I feel you accurately described my horror to Koizumi opening the door and realizing the two of us were standing under mistletoe perfectly: Suddenly, Kyon felt as if he were the protagonist of a horror film, meeting the man who had killed his family and raped the women of his village.

I had hoped you'd had your fill of mistletoe fun when you made me kiss a Haruhi on that Kiss&Tell meme. [sigh] Clearly, I was hoping for the impossible.

You found a way to get me out of Heliud? That's terrific. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, mun. I do believe we're on the same page now.


Respectfully,
R. J. Lupin

Well. I appreciate that you're thinking of me, but can you stop playing that song?

It's better than Sora's singing, sure, but it's still pretty grating after two days. Besides, it's about religion, not me. I don't even see the parallels. mun.

Come to think of it, you did this with the song my username is from, too, didn't you?

... *sigh*

Two failures, one consisting of myself and another muse, and you haven't even attempted to rewrite my application. Pathetic. I cannot- will not tolerate it. You said so that you can barely even begin to grasp my characterization.

So give up. It's pointless. You lack the confidence, smarts, and determination. I will not be insulted once more by what you call "acceptable writing." And you will only end up getting upset again.

It's also late. Go rest before you make a fool of yourself.

Mundane, there are times when one must take a step back and question their motives. What is there to gain in the creation of this journal? You wish to create "lulz", and yet I hardly consider this amusing.

I only assumed the Keybearer's appearance once, and clearly it did little in regards to Riku's Darkness. Nevertheless, I suppose there's no reasoning with you, is there?

~ VI

Why, yes it is indeed a happy birthday! Thank you for asking.